Destroy all Humans!

Complete all odd jobs

Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK

Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon

Collect all Alien Artifacts

Destroy a tool in Bay City

Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch

Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling

Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.

Rifle through your Furonigami collection

Invade Solaris

Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion

Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber

Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

Ascend Takoshima Tower

Invade Takoshima

S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima

Invade Albion

Destroy the crab behind the curtain

Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it

Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body

Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption

Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone

Invade Bay City

Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle

Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption

Invade Tunguska

S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

Demolish a public toilet on each map

S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption

Phone home

Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart

Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska