LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition

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Kill Satan.

Recruit Buffalo Van Dyke.

Recruit Nern Guan.

Win the tag titles.

Recruit Garth.

Recruit Fly Minetti.

Race Columbo.

Recruit Yazan Barghouti.

Recruit Clint Olympic.

Recruit RT.

Recruit Olan Hyot.

Meet Buzzo.

Recruit Shocklord.

Recruit Carp.

Save Buddy.

Recruit Rage Ironhead.

Terry Hints.

Reach the Snowy Peak.

Kill all the Rouletters.

Reach the second crossroads.

Giving in feels good.

It's too late to fight it...

Finish with one arm.

Recruit Queen Roger.

Recruit Harvey Alibastor.

Reach the first crossroads.

Witness something horrific.

Recruit Jack.

Recruit Crisp Ladaddy.

Recruit Buckets.

Recruit Mad Dog.

Reach the third crossroads.

It can't be...

Recruit Dick Dickson.

Recruit Ajeet Mandeep.

Recruit Percy Monsoon.

Recruit Sonny Backluwitz.

Kill the Men's Hair Club Presidents.

Recruit Rooster Coleman.

Recruit Geese Thompson.

Witness the fall of the Salvation Rangers.

Finish with both arms.

Finish with no arms.

The birth of Red Skull.

Recruit Tiger Man.

Recruit Birdie Hall.

Recruit Ollie Nickels.

Break the Streak, win the title.

Kill the doctor.

Welcome to Hell.

Meet the Red Skull Rando

Find the Fishmen.

Recruit Fardy Hernandez.

Find the relaxing researchers.

Recruit Bo Wyatt.

Recruit Beastborn.

Learn the ways of Bob Friday.