Sorry We're Closed

Find your first artifact.

Purchase half of the upgrades.

Get 20 perfect combos.

Kill 10 enemies with the axe.

Crush half of the critters.

Die 5 times.

Drink 20 bottles of water.

Kill 20 enemies with Heartbreak shots.

Kill an enemy with a Heartbreak shot.

Kill 50 enemies with the pistol.

Kill 10 enemies with the pistol.

Kill 10 enemies with the shotgun.

Die 15 times.

Kill 30 enemies with the axe.

Purchase every upgrade.

Defeat a boss without using the pistol or shotgun.

Get a 6 star rank on every level.

Get 50 perfect combos.

Use a Heartbreak shot on an enemy that only has one weak point.

Crush every critter.

Kill 30 enemies with the shotgun.

Crush a critter.

Drink 5 bottles of water.

Find half of the artifacts.

Get a 6 star rank on one level.

Find every artifact.

Purchase your first upgrade.