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Sorry We're Closed
64 Achievements
1000 XP
Achievements
(64)
A Shiny Artifact
Find your first artifact.
10 XP59% of players unlockAaamazing!
Purchase half of the upgrades.
15 XP10% of players unlockAim For the Hearts
Get 20 perfect combos.
10 XP14% of players unlockBite of the Devil
Kill 10 enemies with the axe.
10 XP10% of players unlockBug Hunt
Crush half of the critters.
15 XP7% of players unlockDead Girl
Die 5 times.
10 XP17% of players unlockDelicious Water
Drink 20 bottles of water.
20 XP10% of players unlockFemme Fatale
Kill 20 enemies with Heartbreak shots.
15 XP10% of players unlockHeartbreaker
Kill an enemy with a Heartbreak shot.
10 XP17% of players unlockHeaven Sent
Kill 50 enemies with the pistol.
20 XP7% of players unlockHell Bent
Kill 10 enemies with the pistol.
10 XP17% of players unlockHellfire
Kill 10 enemies with the shotgun.
10 XP10% of players unlockHer Royal Deadness
Die 15 times.
20 XP7% of players unlockJenny Would Be Proud
Kill 30 enemies with the axe.
15 XP0% of players unlockJust a T.A.D More Powerful
Purchase every upgrade.
20 XP0% of players unlockLumberjack
Defeat a boss without using the pistol or shotgun.
20 XP0% of players unlockMimi the Conqueror
Get a 6 star rank on every level.
20 XP0% of players unlockNice Shot
Get 50 perfect combos.
20 XP10% of players unlockOverkill
Use a Heartbreak shot on an enemy that only has one weak point.
20 XP3% of players unlockPest Control
Crush every critter.
20 XP0% of players unlockShot-Maestro
Kill 30 enemies with the shotgun.
15 XP0% of players unlockSquishy
Crush a critter.
10 XP31% of players unlockStay Hydrated
Drink 5 bottles of water.
10 XP17% of players unlockThese Look Valuable
Find half of the artifacts.
15 XP7% of players unlockTrue Natural
Get a 6 star rank on one level.
20 XP7% of players unlockUrban Exploration
Find every artifact.
20 XP0% of players unlockYowza
Purchase your first upgrade.
10 XP17% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP7% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP14% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP7% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP52% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP10% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP7% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP7% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP10% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP10% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP10% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP3% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP17% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP3% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP0% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP14% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP69% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP7% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP31% of players unlockHidden Achievement
10 XP7% of players unlockHidden Achievement
15 XP10% of players unlockHidden Achievement
15 XP3% of players unlockHidden Achievement
15 XP3% of players unlockHidden Achievement
15 XP3% of players unlockHidden Achievement
15 XP7% of players unlockHidden Achievement
15 XP3% of players unlockHidden Achievement
20 XP3% of players unlockHidden Achievement
20 XP3% of players unlockHidden Achievement
20 XP3% of players unlockHidden Achievement
20 XP7% of players unlockHidden Achievement
20 XP3% of players unlockHidden Achievement
20 XP7% of players unlockHidden Achievement
20 XP0% of players unlockHidden Achievement
30 XP10% of players unlockHidden Achievement
30 XP7% of players unlockHidden Achievement
30 XP3% of players unlockHidden Achievement
30 XP0% of players unlockHidden Achievement
50 XP0% of players unlock