Goat Simulator 3
Goat Simulator 3

4.9
Amazing Characters
Highly Recommended
Pilgor’s baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new, totally realistic, multiplayer sandbox farmyard experience.

Goat Simulator 3

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Pilgor’s baaack!
Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new, totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist.
That’s right – we’re doing this again. The baa has been raised, and Pilgor is joined by other goats too. You can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore.
Get ready for another round of udder mayhem. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through a brand new open world in the biggest waste of your time since Goat Simulator! We won’t tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.

KEY FEATURES:

- You can be a goat
- Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op
- No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There’s a goat for everyone!
- Or dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care
- This time we actually hired ‘game designers’ and we’re told they’ve added ‘an ok amount of content’; events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak
- They’ve added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)
- Who said anything about a musical?
- You can be Keanu Ree... (jk, wanted to check you were still reading)
- But you can be a goldfish (true story)

DISCLAIMER:

Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something would absolutely be the smarter thing to do.

Available Achievements

Unlocked Achievement
Who Baywatches the Baywatch?
5 XP
Unlocked Achievement
Crocsquatch
5 XP
Unlocked Achievement
Raider of the Lost Parking Garage
5 XP
Unlocked Achievement
Where is It?
5 XP
Unlocked Achievement
Egg Simulator
20 XP

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Epic Player Ratings

Captured from players in the Epic Games ecosystem.
4.9
This game has
Amazing Characters
This game is
Highly Recommended
This game is
Extremely Fun
This game has
Quickly Understood Controls
This game is
Relaxing
This game has
Diverse Characters

Ratings

  • 54%
    Critics Recommend
  • 73
    Top Critic Average
  • Fair
    OpenCritic Rating
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Shacknews
by Ozzie Mejia
7 / 10
“Despite issues with the game's engine, Goat Simulator 3 is going to go down as a guilty pleasure. It's relaxing in all the ways the original game was and a fun reminder that gaming doesn't always have to take itself so seriously.”
PC Gamer
by Ted Litchfield
50 / 100
“Goat Simulator 3 neither excels at gif-able joke physics nor at being a structured singleplayer platformer.”
IGN
by Travis Northup
8 / 10
“Goat Simulator 3 is bigger, sillier, and packed with more low-stakes fun.”
Reviews provided by OpenCritic

Specifications

Windows
Minimum
Recommended
OSWindows 10
OSWindows 10
Processori5 4690k
Processori5 9400F
Memory8GB
Memory16GB
Storage12GB
Storage12GB
Direct X11
Direct X11
GraphicsGTX 1050 Ti (4GB VRAM)
GraphicsGTX 1070 (8GB VRAM)
Logins
Requires Epic Games account
Languages Supported
  • AUDIO: English
  • TEXT: English, Chinese - Simplified, French, Russian, German, Portuguese - Brazil, Chinese - Traditional, Japanese, Korean, Italian, Polish, Spanish - Spain
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