LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition

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LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition is the miserable, hilarious RPG of your wildest nightmares. Undertake a relentless journey through the post-apocalyptic wasteland of Olathe. In this world, you will learn that being selfish and heartless is the only way to survive...

The miserable journey of a broken man...

LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition is the miserable, hilarious RPG of your wildest nightmares. Undertake a relentless journey through the post-apocalyptic wasteland of Olathe. Beneath its charming exterior is a world full of disgust and moral desolation, where you will learn what kind of person you are by being FORCED to make choices that permanently affect the gameplay. Make sacrifices to keep your party members alive, whether it's taking a beating for them, losing limbs, or some other inhuman torture. In this world, you will learn that being selfish and heartless is the only way to survive...
The Definitive Edition brings new content and nightmares to the game with HD graphics, 120 FPS mode, new party member campfire conversations, updated battle systems, new border art overlays, new music, music player (including music from LISA: The First), Painless (Story) mode, and new secrets to explore.
KEY FEATURES:
  • 100+ unique character battles.
  • Visible character sacrifices that affect your stats and attacks (removing arms, eyes, scratches).
  • Recruit up to 30 party members in towns and camps.
  • Make ruthless choices that permanently affect towns, characters, and lives.
  • Participate in white-knuckle shopping cart races, extreme weight lifting, and other minigames.
  • Bet your party members on Russian Roulette for huge profit, but permanently lose them if they die.
  • Listen to your favorite tracks in the music player, which also includes music from LISA: The First.
  • Discover countless secrets hidden throughout Olathe.
  • Play Painful mode for an extra challenge and unique enemies, or Painless mode for a story-focused experience.
  • A life-ruining gaming experience.

Available Achievements

The Face of Blood
10 XP
Embrace the Joy
10 XP
Happy Reunion
10 XP
There's Something Fishy...
10 XP
The End is Nigh
10 XP

LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition Bundles

LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition System Requirements

Minimum

Recommended

OS versionMicrosoft® Windows® XP / Vista / 7 (32-bit/64-bit)
OS versionMicrosoft® Windows® XP / Vista / 7 (32-bit/64-bit)
CPUIntel® Pentium® 4 2.0 GHz equivalent or faster processor
CPUIntel® Pentium® 4 2.0 GHz equivalent or faster processor
Memory512 MB RAM
Memory512 MB RAM
GPU1024 x 768 pixels or higher desktop resolution
GPU1024 x 768 pixels or higher desktop resolution
Storage800 MB available space
Storage800 MB available space
Languages Supported
  • Audio: N/A
  • Text: English, French, German, Italian, Spanish (Spain), Portuguese (Brazil), Russian, Spanish (Latin America)
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