Who's Your Daddy?!

Who's Your Daddy?! is a MULTIPLAYER game featuring a clueless DADDY attempting to prevent his infant BABY from certain DEATH. Play with up to 7 other daddies and babies to test your parental skills in this competitive SIMULATION with over 69 potentially ominous household items.

Play as DADDY or BABY

As daddy you must prevent your baby from getting hurt through methods such as locking the cabinets and placing dangerous objects out of harm’s way.

Meanwhile, baby attempts to thwart daddy's efforts to provide protection in various ways such as drinking bleach and sticking forks in electrical outlets.

Many Common Household Objects Threaten Baby’s Life

  • Power Outlets: Capable of conducting lethal amounts of electricity

  • Nail Gun: Keep away from babies!

  • Flour Jar: It’s never been easier to make daddy blind to your misbehavior!

  • Sinks: A flooding hazard in the hands of a sentient baby!

  • Woodchipper: It works on more than just wood!

  • Fudge the Dog: A loyal rideable beast with an appetite for anything

  • The Oven: Careful not to burn anything!

  • The Swimming Pool: Get fit, but do not drown!

  • The Blender: If you can blend it, you can drink it!

  • The Car: It turns out there is an age where you can learn too early

  • And much more...

Key Features

  • A beautiful two-story home and garden for you to watch over baby in

  • Over 67 everyday items with more or less ominous potential

  • Wacky physics for you to play around with

  • Customizable game modes, play the way you want to!

  • Two unique characters with customizable skins and perks

  • Randomized locations of crucial items, every game is different!

  • Dynamic music and sound for maximum immersion

  • Play with up to 7 of your friends or random strangers online

  • 4 Player Local + Online Split-screen supported

  • 2 slightly different maps

  • Controller support

  • Available for Windows & Mac!

Available Achievements

Fruit Based
25 XP
Iced Iced Baby
10 XP
What's Cooking?
10 XP
Life's A Bleach
100 XP
Daddy Let Me Drown
100 XP

Who's Your Daddy?! System Requirements

Minimum

Recommended

OS version

Windows XP

OS version

Windows 10

CPU

2 Ghz

CPU

AMD Ryzen 9 3950X

Memory

4GB

Memory

128GB

GPU

Nvidia GT 1030

GPU

Nvidia GTX 4090

DirectX

DirectX 11

DirectX

DirectX 11

Storage

6GB

Storage

7GB

Additional input device

Gamepad

Login Accounts Required

Epic ID

Languages Supported

  • Audio: English

  • Text: English

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