Buy The Game, I Have a Gun 2: Hamster Swag-Ball Skin DLC

SHE'S SWAG! SHE'S A HAMSTER! SHE'S IN A BALL! ROLL WITH IT!

What's included?
In this AMAZING DLC you will unlock Swag-Ball, a brand new playable character for "Buy The Game, I Have a Gun 2"! It's legit Swag-Girl, except now she's a hamster in a hamster ball, is that how you call it? I legit don't know, like the small ball that you put a hamster in? I know in real life it's not a good idea to do so because it can hurt the lil fella, so don't do it in real life, but this is a game, and Swag-Girl Hamster isn't a real hamster, she's digital, CGI, special effect, fake real life, not true! She's small, she's round, she's fast, she's swag, and she rolls around like your mom rolling off a cliff!

How does she play?
Swag-Ball is faster than most other characters, jumps higher, and is one of the smallest characters in the whole game! Because she's a hamster, and like, hamsters are small, so like, yeah, that's good game design I guess. Is she tiny? Yes. Is she fast? Yes. Is she a hamster? Yes. Is she swag? YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT! WHY DID YOU ASK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lore?
You know Swag-Girl? She's swag, right? She's a girl, right? She's a Swag-Girl, right? Well imagine someone took all that swag, all that girl, all that Swag-Girl, removed the human parts, added hamster into the mix, put it in a hamster ball, and said "Yeah, that's what gamers want as a DLC." How did she become Swag-Ball? I have no clue. But in the story Swag-Girl was able to become a BBQ, so why not? WHY NOT?! TELL ME WHY NOT! FIND ONE REASON WHY SHE CAN'T BE A HAMSTER! LISTEN TO THE STORY OF THE GAME AND THE GAME BEFORE THAT AND TELL ME WHERE IT SAYS SHE CAN'T BE A HAMSTER! PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW, IF YOU FIND IT TELL ME, IF YOU DO I WILL LEGIT REMOVE THIS DLC FOREVER, I'M NOT KIDDING, MAYBE I AM, I LEGIT CAN'T TELL ANYMORE!

Does this include any rooms or quests?
Nope! This is not one of our big fancy DLCs that is worth buying with new rooms, quests or whatever rich people expect from downloadable content. This DLC is simple. You get Swag-Ball. That's it.

Do my friends need the DLC?
If your friends are too cheap to buy this DLC? Don't worry about it! They can still see you rolling around and be super jealous that you are officially cooler than them (No cap my dude) But can they play as Swag-Ball without owning the DLC? NO! That's not how life works! They don't deserve it! THEY DON'T I SAID! Unless they also buy it, lol xd.