Butchers Don't Surf!

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Butchers Don't Surf! это сложная и веселая игра одновременно. В этой игре игрок запускает персонажа из пушки, чтобы достигать цели, выполнять миссии, выпускать новых персонажей и путешествовать по миру!


Butchers Don't Surf! will drive you crazy, but it will also have a lot of fun! In each match, launch the character from a cannon and try to go as far as possible in three rounds. Earn enough money and visit the store. Buy new cannons, equipment and weapons. Start a new match and try to get around the world! In addition, reach goals, complude the trials, earn medals, complete the missions. Play 100% of the game and earn the respect of the community!


A strange object from space is causing chaos wherever it goes. Land vehicles start to move by themselves and cause roadkill on the roads. Planes, helicopters and other aircraft also begin to fly on their own. Meanwhile, wild animals are invading the cities and attacking the population. On a farm in the Alps, pigs gain intelligence and start taking up arms. The owner of the farm is surrendered. The swines spot a monolith in the sky and plan to capture it. However, to reach it, it will be necessary to cross the aerial chaos. They get a cannon and launch the farmer, who is a retired Human cannonball, towards the object. They start training him to complete several missions.


When starting the first match, all you can do is launch the character from a catapult. In three rounds, try to reach the goal of 500 meters. Then go to the store and buy a trampoline. Start a new match and attempt 750 meters. Go back and buy a fan. Now get 1000 meters. Watch out for flying objects. Buy a gun or a belt that fires disintegration ray to get rid of the birds and planes. Also collect coins with the magnetic belt.
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After purchasing the trampoline, a trial will be available on the medal board. Start the challenge, launch the character from a catapult and use the springboard to hit the target on the ground. Acquiring new equipment, cannons and guns, and increasing the record in matches, new evidence will appear. In total, there are 84 medals to be won.
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There are eighteen types of equipment. Each with unique gameplay.
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There are eight cannons and a catapult.
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You can find twenty-seven types of guns in the capitalist pig's Tent.
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There are thirty-six unlockable characters. To release them, enter the correct code on the prison panel. The codes are engraved in briefcases that can be found during matches.
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Some imposters are trying to help the monolith escape the planet. Stop them.
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Доступные достижения

Buy Schwerer Gustav
50 ед. опыта
Buy the First Cannon
20 ед. опыта
Buy the First Gold Cannon
20 ед. опыта
Catch a Diamond in Space
20 ед. опыта
Complete All Goals
100 ед. опыта

Системные требования Butchers Don't Surf!



Версия ОСWindows 10
Версия ОСWindows 10
ПроцессорIntel Core i5-8400 ou AMD Ryzen 5 2600
ПроцессорIntel Core i7-8700 ou AMD Ryzen 5 3600
Оперативная память8 GB
Оперативная память16 GB
ВидеокартаNVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070 ou AMD RX VEGA 56
ВидеокартаNVIDIA GeForce 1080 Ti ou AMD RX 5700 XT
DirectXDirectX 11
DirectXDirectX 11
Место на диске6 GB
Место на диске6 GB
Требуется учётная запись
Epic ID
Поддерживаемые языки
  • Аудиодорожка: Английский
  • Текст: Английский
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