John Fart : Text-iverse of Crazyness

17 Achievements
1000 XP
Achievements
(17)
Boohoo.. no honey for you
Choose "In my world people can't eat honey"
10 XP65% of players unlockEmma will not remember that
Choose "Bowls"
10 XP29% of players unlockEpic 360 No Scope!
Choose "Kill her"
50 XP35% of players unlockI'm scared of what's coming
Choose "Can't we get someone more badass"
5 XP53% of players unlockImpressive Gameplay
Choose "Whoopee Cushion"
10 XP65% of players unlockLearning as never been this boring
Choose "Teach them to shoot"
100 XP18% of players unlockLevel 100 Mafia Boss Bee
Shoot the bee
50 XP29% of players unlockMission failed respect lost
Choose "No"
100 XP6% of players unlockMission passed respect gained
Choose "Yes"
100 XP29% of players unlockShotgun time
Choose "The Resistance"
100 XP24% of players unlockSmarty Pants
Choose "Explain the situation"
50 XP35% of players unlockThat bear is sus
Choose "The future of mankind depends on you"
10 XP6% of players unlockThis is awful
Choose "Watch a training video"
100 XP18% of players unlockThis story doesn't make any sense
Choose "Why the bear?"
5 XP35% of players unlockWait... You can fail this game?!
Get a game over
100 XP35% of players unlockWhen the Haters Dab Back
Do a dab as either John Fart or the Bee in the emotes section
100 XP65% of players unlockYou were the chosen one!
Choose "The Killer Bees"
100 XP12% of players unlock