Cats Against Humanity

Bring the property value down to $0

You're a cat, and your human has a lovely home. Your job is to bring its property value down to $0.

Knock the vase off the shelf. Spill water on the laptop. Scratch the sofa. Carry things to where they don't belong and watch what happens. Every home is full of things to break, and most of them can break in more than one way.

The human is always watching. If they see you do it, they chase you. If they find the mess later, they look around and try to fix it. Hide in a box, meow to send them the wrong way, or wait on a high shelf until they calm down.

When the house is worth nothing, your human calls the carrier and you move on to the next home.

You have nine lives for the whole run. Each time the human catches you, you lose one. Lose all nine and you start again from the first home.

Features

• Four homes to wreck: the garden flat, the tiny studio, the family home and the grand mansion.
• A human who sees, hears, chases, searches and repairs.
• Lots of ways to cause trouble: swat, scratch, carry, spill water, knock over furniture, climb and jump.
• Hide in boxes, meow to distract the human, or rest up high until they calm down.
• Nine lives across the whole run, so every catch counts.
• Four difficulties, from Cozy to Nightmare.
• A dog in the mansion who might help you or give you away.
• Play with a keyboard and mouse or a gamepad, in the game and in the menus.
• Your progress saves on your PC, and you can quit and continue any time.