Hijinks High

Six kids. One school day. The school fights back.

Hijinks High is a co-op PvE comedy for up to six players where every school day goes wrong on purpose. Pull off ridiculous classroom objectives with your friends and try not to get caught doing it. The faculty enforces the rules. The janitor enforces them personally: rack up enough strikes and he drags you to detention himself.

Everything you eat and drink has to go somewhere, and where it ends up is worth points. Your bladder is a resource. Manage it, or make the accident count.

Pick how you play before the day starts. The wheelchair student is not a costume. Different traversal, different objectives, and a different day for everyone in the room. One of the original Elder Scrolls Online world builders made the whole school ADA compliant, elevator network and all, so nothing is off limits.

Before class, buy modifiers at the lemonade stand that warp the entire day. Wheelchair Roulette hands the chair to a friend who did not ask for it. Earned and bought in-game, never with real money.

When the final bell rings, everyone runs for the bus with the faculty in pursuit. Make it out and go home to the Cul-De-Sack, where every player has a house and your Permanent Record follows you to tomorrow.

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