Goat Simulator 3

4.8
  • Great for Beginners
  • Great for Quick Sessions

Pilgor’s baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; a totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience. Invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage together, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends.

Pilgor’s baaack!

Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new, totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist.

That’s right – we’re doing this again. The baa has been raised, and Pilgor is joined by other goats too. You can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore.

Get ready for another round of udder mayhem. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through a brand new open world in the biggest waste of your time since Goat Simulator! We won’t tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.

KEY FEATURES:

- You can be a goat
- Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op
- No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There’s a goat for everyone!
- Or dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care
- This time we actually hired ‘game designers’ and we’re told they’ve added ‘an ok amount of content’; events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak
- They’ve added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)
- Who said anything about a musical?
- You can be Keanu Ree... (jk, wanted to check you were still reading)
- But you can be a goldfish (true story)

DISCLAIMER:

Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something would absolutely be the smarter thing to do.

ESRB Teen
Teen
  • Violence
  • Language
  • Crude Humor
Base Game
$29.99
Epic RewardsEarn 5% back
Refund TypeSelf-Refundable
DeveloperCoffee Stain North AB
Publisher
Coffee Stain Publishing AB
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Goat Simulator 3 Editions

Goat Simulator 3

Pilgor’s baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; a totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience. Invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage together, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends.

$29.99
Goat Simulator 3 - Multiversal Traveler's Edition

Multiversal Traveler's Edition bundle is here! Wow, try saying that fast several times in a row. Goat Simulator 3 is a nonsense game that now has its proper nonsense DLC that somehow makes sense.

$39.99
Goat Simulator 3 – Starter Edition

This bundle is brewing with enchantments and superhero powers, making it the perfect starter pack. It includes the base game of Goat Simulator 3, along with two gear pack add-ons: Hocus Pocus Pack and Super Duper Pack, as well as the Digital Downgrade edition.

$39.99

Goat Simulator 3 DLC & Add-Ons

Goat Simulator 3 – Ticket to Dizzyworld

Welcome to Dizzyworld. An immersive goat-themed baa-musement park, letting you reach higher ups and downs than your mood swings. Feel the g(oat)-force on the rides the park has to offer, turn visitors into baalloons, and trade Dizzy Tokens for rewards.

Goat Simulator 3 – Buck to the Future Pack

Step into the hooves of G, a mercenary with horns for hire and a totally made-up character for the sake of this text. Mix and match different futuristic gears for ceaseless body goatification. The future is now, in the present. Don’t ask how

$7.99
Goat Simulator 3 – Extended Universe Pack

In two different universes where everything went wrong (because of you), you can either save the Multiverse or try to survive in a post-apocalyptic one. This bundle lets you explore the two different worlds of Multiverse of Nonsense and Baadlands: Furry Road.

$24.99
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Goat Simulator 3 Ratings & Reviews

50%
Critics Recommend
72
Top Critic Average
Fair
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by Ozzie Mejia

7 / 10

“Despite issues with the game's engine, Goat Simulator 3 is going to go down as a guilty pleasure. It's relaxing in all the ways the original game was and a fun reminder that gaming doesn't always have to take itself so seriously.”

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Goat Simulator 3 System Requirements

Minimum

OS version

Windows 10

CPU

i5 4690k

Memory

8GB

Storage

12GB

DirectX

11

GPU

GTX 1050 Ti (4GB VRAM)

Other

Ryzen 3 1200

Recommended

OS version

Windows 10

CPU

i5 9400F

Memory

16GB

Storage

12GB

DirectX

11

GPU

GTX 1070 (8GB VRAM)

Other

Ryzen 5 2600

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Languages Supported

Audio:
  • English
Text:
  • Chinese (Simplified)
  • Chinese (Traditional)
  • English
  • French
  • German
  • Italian
  • Japanese
  • Korean
  • Polish
  • Portuguese (Brazil)
  • Russian
  • Spanish (Spain)

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